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Jimmy Kimmel predicted Kamala Harris and Donald Trump will face questions “on all the big issues: the economy, immigration, electrocution, sharks.”.
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Jimmy Kimmel, wearing a gray suit, holds his hands out as he stands on the set of his show.
Ezra Edelman s extensive nine hour documentary on Prince is an insightful work of art that might not see the light of day for the public.
Photo from the 1984 screening of Purple Rain with Jon Stewart hosting the live Daily Show after the debate a must see event.
Also don t miss Kamala s diverse appeal. Regardless of whether you are a transgender person of color a white construction worker in the heartland or an unapologetic war criminal relying on the blood of Iraqi children for survival Kamala is the candidate for you.
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During the weekend Kamala Harris received an endorsement from ex Vice President Dick Cheney. Indeed it was pleasant yeah it was pleasing for Cheney to have a shift in attitude that wasn t a real shift.
Welcome to Best of Late Night a rundown of the previous night’s highlights that lets you sleep and lets us get paid to watch comedy.
Here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now. The Night BeforeVice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump will meet for their only scheduled debate on Tuesday night.
On Monday Jimmy Kimmel predicted the candidates will field questions on all the big issues: the economy immigration electrocution sharks everything we care about.
It’s Debate Night Eve so don’t forget to put out some milk and cookies for Santa and then give him two minutes for a rebuttal.
STEPHEN COLBERT Of course both candidates are very busy with last minute preparations. Right now Trump is trying to decide which shade of bronzer: jack o’ lantern orange or burned corn on the cob? JIMMY FALLON How could you possibly prepare to debate Donald Trump? This is a man who if he doesn’t like the direction a hurricane is going just draws a new hurricane on the map you can’t debate that.
JIMMY KIMMEL Trump of course is claiming that the debate is rigged against him even though it hasn’t happened yet.
Over the weekend he announced that no boxes or artificial lifts will be allowed for Kamala who is 5 foot 4 to stand on because he says It would be a form of cheating and the Democrats cheat enough.
’ That’s right. You know cheating is only allowed when it comes to wives taxes and every round of golf that he’s ever played.
JIMMY KIMMEL There’s a lot riding on this. If Kamala doesn’t do well you know come January our national bird might be the Kentucky Fried Chicken.
JIMMY KIMMEL An Honor Just to be Nominated’An article in Rolling Stone said that while Trump was president he tried to persuade Justice Department officials to use campaign finance laws and equal time broadcast regulations to rule that anti Trump jokes on late night shows were illegal.
Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel were among those on Trump’s list of targets.
JIMMY FALLON It s odd when Dick Cheney and Barbra Streisand are supporting the same candidate. JIMMY FALLON I can picture myself and the other late night hosts in jail together like the gangsters in Goodfellas.
I m mixing the sauce while Colbert is using a razor blade to cut the garlic. JIMMY KIMMEL No doubt the winner of the best talk show Emmy will be decided this weekend in Los Angeles and sent to a camp: And the gulag goes to.
So to Jon Stewart my former colleague I want you to know I voted for you. STEPHEN COLBERT How will this benefit Jon Stewart? Could he potentially be incarcerated exclusively on Mondays? JIMMY KIMMEL The Punchiest Punchlines Change of Heart Edition At long last my wish came true.
